Kirstie Alley Fat

Recent reports suggest that Kristie Alley, star of the now-deceased show Cheers and the should-be-deceased Fat Actress, has gone on a murderous killing spree outside of a Hollywood resturant. After failing to prepare the actress her requested meal (reportedly, they didn't have 50 lbs of fried filet mignon in stock), the cook was drenched with a supersoaker containing Alley's stomach acid. Following his death, the hostess, waiter, and random thin customers were taken hostage for a short while...until Kristie got hungry and devoured them. As the out-of-control star continues to plague the city, squirting and killing some with her gun, consuming others, the death toll continues to climb to staggering amounts.